Nice Work If You Can Get It!

You won Eurovision last year and turn up in Italy. All you have to do is walk on stage at some godforsaken hour and open an envelope. You don't have to sing your song. And you don't even have to sit through several squillion hours of people speaking Italian and singing rubbish songs because you probably sat in your hotel room watching reruns of "Desperate Housewives" and doing your hair until 10 minutes before traipsing on stage. Nice work El & Nikki!